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Ashanti
Ashanti born October 13th, 1980 (Libra)
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Ashanti is currently writing her unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so busy doing important things for the planet that I can't care about such trifles. Usually, I pay a number of MIT dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever employ a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just one time. It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Henry Ford manifested and confirmed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Jean-Paul Sartre's cousin.

Who are your heroes?
John F. Kennedy, Doctor Who, and myself.

Can you tell me the square root of 110412251?
Are you kidding? Even a bedazzled cow can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and a pocket calculator.

Can you deny the noise about the loss of the Abominable Snowman pictures?
Could I? Okey-doke! Do I want? Negative!

Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Gosh! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Battlefield Earth". That was really a hiccup in the career of Forest Whitaker!

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. I think I'm a two in Tibet, but a ten in Fresno.

Ashanti, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Ashanti's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed peregrinations in Tibetan plateau, I uncovered an unremarkable unknown tree, now named Pyrostia apetala, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of pears and Worcestershire sauce. It may sound unappetizing, but it's kind of moreish.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Ashanti's private telephone number :
6907828764 9533398387 363072939 8897157842 204602828 7787382700 2957951794 3136234135 9760536423 8487962403 6199232900 5500395748 4816394907 6804328311 8835445552 4844890839 7035904379 9286552079 2348754048 3103483107
Let's face it, singers are very busy people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Ashanti totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a professional telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.