Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so busy doing important things for the planet that I can't care about such trifles. Usually, I pay a number of MIT dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever employ a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just one time. It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Henry Ford manifested and confirmed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Jean-Paul Sartre's cousin.
Who are your heroes?
John F. Kennedy, Doctor Who, and myself.
Can you tell me the square root of 110412251?
Are you kidding? Even a bedazzled cow can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and a pocket calculator.
Can you deny the noise about the loss of the Abominable Snowman pictures?
Could I? Okey-doke! Do I want? Negative!
Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Gosh! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Battlefield Earth". That was really a hiccup in the career of Forest Whitaker!
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. I think I'm a two in Tibet, but a ten in Fresno.
Ashanti, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Ashanti's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed peregrinations in Tibetan plateau, I uncovered an unremarkable unknown tree, now named Pyrostia apetala, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of pears and Worcestershire sauce. It may sound unappetizing, but it's kind of moreish.
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