Which is the most blush-making DVD in your collection?
Stap my vitals! Apart from "Swept Away", I fear it is "Perfect Stranger". One of worst moves of Bruce Willis.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order forbids me to express my opinion.
Present-day world seems prone to the problem of relentless ferocity and violence. What would Ashlee Simpson do?
Well, I'm sure that lending one million to every person can fix many issues, but most politicians are just rapacious fossil blokes little enticed by my advice.
Nowaday the problem of allergy in bears is reaching monumental proportions. Is Ashlee Simpson doing anything in this respect?
Sure enough! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of allergy in bears.
You have been the recipient of several prizes. Which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Tin Raccoon Cup" assigned by the city of San Francisco for "notable but superfluous musical performance" at the early age of 5.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of need mix two parts of red wine, three parts of fruit smoothie and some black vinegar. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 2 hours.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I went camping in Mexico with a friend and we did "it" in the tent, like lustful mooses, in the middle of nature.
An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
Probably Kurt Vonnegut, because of our innate spirit of enquiry. In my imagination we both love little kangaroos.
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