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Ashley Benson
Ashley Benson born December 18th, 1989 (Sagittarius)
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Ashley Benson is currently composing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

You hit the mark in "Spring Breakers". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to ad lib. It's like a second nature.

Do you know Brenda Hughes (a former interior decorator, now an obstetrician) from Naperville?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was some commotion about Brenda cheating on him with every beefcake from Naperville outskirts, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of gin, one part of tea and some tahini. Apply the resulting brew on your knees and your forehead.

What would Ashley Benson do to solve the problem of ferocity and criminality that is menacing modern world?
You know, I think that lending one million of bucks to every person would solve many problems, but most legislators are rapacious chaps hardly responsive to my brainy advice.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Florence, if you have been insipid you go to Vancouver.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my character, I periodically take a nap on a mattress made of poison ivy.

Ashley, you appear to be always so sprightly and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that every person has a dark side. For example, when I look at a colleague actress, rage darkens my soul and my sight dims. And all of a sudden, I sense the urge to delete her heckling smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Spiderman.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I need to call my agent.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ashley Benson's home telephone number :
7256106479 5429259139 7298034460 9602781457 4721719434 9045972076 2646718511 867972347 932384020 5291246728 781939176 8800440564 5190244493 4297281705 7686837205 251218510 6195889687 4844042152 8650313226 806636463
Let's face it, celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Ashley Benson completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a professional mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.