Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for millet seeds and elk antler velvet, which I found amazing with frankfurters.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yup! The title is "Dorothy, Raymond and Dapita". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Indianapolis, but they do not know each other. The woman is a medium while he is a community arts worker. When Dorothy's pet gerbil Dapita contracts myopia they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only the Lone Ranger can save Dapita and so they begin a dangerous journey in UK, where the Lone Ranger is hiding.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite bizarre memory. An elderly man is purposely taking out rocks from a dry stone wall in a hayfield. The old man discovers a little metallic box hidden in the wall. In the box there are a banknote and a letter that the man reads while he cries. Then the man packs, travels on a bus and reaches a friend who is polishing a motorboat on the seashore.
Well, I think that is a well known scene from the film "The Shawshank Redemption".
Great Scott! To be frank, yesterday night I had a snooze at a film festival.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've read the recap of the condensed version of "Anna Karenina", and I found it palatable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Rebecca Romijn, since we were in the same book club when we were in third grade.
What's the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a vacant dark space. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a rerun of "Lady In The Water" in a seedy drive-in near Dallas.
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Why not! I'm sometimes irritable, a bit sleepy, flexible and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.
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