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A conversation with Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene born February 21st, 1987 (Pisces)
During an excruciating séance, Ashley Greene was momentarily transmogrified into a quite docile goat (pixabay photo)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for millet seeds and elk antler velvet, which I found amazing with frankfurters.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yup! The title is "Dorothy, Raymond and Dapita". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Indianapolis, but they do not know each other. The woman is a medium while he is a community arts worker. When Dorothy's pet gerbil Dapita contracts myopia they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only the Lone Ranger can save Dapita and so they begin a dangerous journey in UK, where the Lone Ranger is hiding.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite bizarre memory. An elderly man is purposely taking out rocks from a dry stone wall in a hayfield. The old man discovers a little metallic box hidden in the wall. In the box there are a banknote and a letter that the man reads while he cries. Then the man packs, travels on a bus and reaches a friend who is polishing a motorboat on the seashore.

Well, I think that is a well known scene from the film "The Shawshank Redemption".
Great Scott! To be frank, yesterday night I had a snooze at a film festival.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've read the recap of the condensed version of "Anna Karenina", and I found it palatable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Rebecca Romijn, since we were in the same book club when we were in third grade.

What's the most uncanny dream you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a vacant dark space. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a rerun of "Lady In The Water" in a seedy drive-in near Dallas.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Why not! I'm sometimes irritable, a bit sleepy, flexible and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ashley Greene's home telephone number :
3722267468 3305351038 7117966860 8401412367 8790844993 9822768853 3305553759 315244155 7616762073 7849733422 709871856 9431808424 5901437431 9691486334 7912465767 309874216 8112404214 4789578133 5011970862 992199465
Celebrities are frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Ashley Greene peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a mentalist from Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.