Do you have a favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Boh.
You surely mean, by Edgar Allan Poe?
Maybe you are thinking to another edition, however I've heard it both ways.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last winter I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Metamorphosis", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Franz Kafka - because I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last summer I leased an exclusive castle in a hidden valley of Bhutan. The payment included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy but also a horde of extras acting like unhinged supporters to let me feel loved.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a chipmunk. A big, fat, poised chipmunk, gorged and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of lightning rod installer. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Do you know any good headache cure?
Yeah! Here it is my sure quick fix for headache. Mix two parts of champagne, one part of fruit smoothie and some gravy. Apply this brew on your wrists and your ankles.
A fictional character you think to as an imaginary friend?
As my agent keeps repeating, Ludwig van Beethoven, because of our similar way of living.
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