A conversation with Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene born February 21st, 1987 (Pisces)
To fortify her soul, Ashley Greene often rests on a bed made of rough sandpaper and thorns liberally dusted with pepper (pixabay photo)

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to move small things with my mind.

Ashley, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 900 volunteers that will be released in Irvine as in a flash mob.

Ashley, where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I leased an exclusive palace on the secretive hills of Carpathia. The only issue was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the kindly gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the deal in the interweb.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes! I'm on the set of the remake of "The Sweetest Thing", a little jewel whose importance has not been fully acknowledged.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Professor Jones, of course.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: Christmas.

Ashley : money

Q: time
Ashley : snow

Q: time
Ashley : vengeance

I think we are not on the same wavelength

Ashley Greene refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6786679085 5569404925 5631383558 6280151910 7755794362 9534670506 2335180548 5679014944 6023133433 7314402561 3185251195 3772891999 8485114137 2806921542 274583104 7349822776 4403457397 6172061758 905834722 3883407967
To be sincere, my chief had lined up my little talk with Ashley Greene many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Meet the Spartans". So, this web page is mainly based on what Ashley Greene would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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