An interview with Ashley Judd
Ashley Judd
Ashley Judd born April 19th, 1968 (Aries)
Less known fact: before becoming famous Ashley Judd has lived for 5 years in a Klingon kibbutz in Reno (source)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 900 volunteers that will be dispersed in Pomona.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased an exclusive palace on the hidden mountains of Florin. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the easygoing property owner from Russia that proposed me the affair in the interweb.

What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was alone in a vacant dark space. A nasty flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "B*A*P*S" in a faded cinema near Sacramento.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there is an intricate situation concerning the bequest of my late uncle, and the simplest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Ashley Jydd".

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was drove by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of stomach flu?
Since I feared to have contracted it.

Modern world seems exposed to criminality and ferocity. What would Ashley Judd do?
You know, I think that lending one million of bucks to every person can make wonders, but most legislators are just selfish decrepit blokes.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Stylostelma mammosa, an almost extinct shrub native of Bangalla.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ashley Judd's private telephone number :
2407695145 9852781849 731999793 8770552848 3764674763 655500148 9334507459 4377096352 2027756002 6017718390 4209072461 8636814581 7366321808 955319338 9175879159 4337437248 4064967931 9829860627 5586240947 214702964
My little appointment with Ashley Judd has been patiently scheduled several days in advance. The resulting transcription was staggering, like "Don Quixote" rewritten by Gandalf. Hence, it was highly untoward that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I made an attempt to recapture those marvelous words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely accurate report of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm beginning to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.