I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 900 volunteers that will be dispersed in Pomona.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased an exclusive palace on the hidden mountains of Florin. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the easygoing property owner from Russia that proposed me the affair in the interweb.
What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was alone in a vacant dark space. A nasty flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "B*A*P*S" in a faded cinema near Sacramento.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there is an intricate situation concerning the bequest of my late uncle, and the simplest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Ashley Jydd".
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was drove by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of stomach flu?
Since I feared to have contracted it.
Modern world seems exposed to criminality and ferocity. What would Ashley Judd do?
You know, I think that lending one million of bucks to every person can make wonders, but most legislators are just selfish decrepit blokes.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Stylostelma mammosa, an almost extinct shrub native of Bangalla.
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