Ashley, you have been seen in a compromising location with a star whose name or gender I've not the permission to announce. Any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with W.E..
I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is totally cool in your life and then without a motive your house is stormed by the police looking for some naughty material somebody has hidden there. Are we clear now?
I was joking, there is absolutely no photo...
Which is the most blush-making DVD in your collection?
My my! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", I fear it is "Mr. Woodcock" or "Seven Pounds".
Should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter. I already have some experience in that field.
A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Ludwig van Beethoven, because of our innate coolness. In my imagination we both enjoy the company of cute squirrels.
In a paper printed on Bulgarian Criminal Quarterly, prof. Douglas Scott has observed that your movies are "a perfect prototype of modern contextual emotivism". Any comment?
Yes, I think that in his essay appeared on Russian Journal of Transcendental Zoroastrianism, dr. James D. Gonzalez completely disproved that superficial observation.
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