An interview with Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale born July 2nd, 1985 (Cancer)
Larry Young, the new Ashley Tisdale's head of security, is always experimenting different ways to keep away stalkers and annoying paparazzi (source)

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some incomprehensions with my agent, so to make things easier I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Ashley Tosdale".

Ashley, what's your favorite vice?
Surfing on the Internet instead of doing work. Well, probably you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.

Which super power do you have?
I can hear colors, since I was 9. This could help quite a lot in my career.

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of October I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Indeed not! I'm sometimes moody, quite active, amenable and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Ashley Tisdale, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Yale University, signed up for Practical Interactionism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a fernet addiction.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented a ritzy mansion in a hidden valley of Ecuador. The contract included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy but also a pack of local extras portraying admirers.

What do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
I think that global warming is a messy problem. Anyway, my followers will be delighted to know that my next manor will be at least 90 feet above the sea-level.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Ashley Tisdale's home telephone number :
8362719934 5932649600 9249910215 417066756 2504200008 671993594 477408219 922196608 5706379718 5853768637 2666130351 5845792129 5440274087 8568314125 8974595400 8387994923 3449098826 6892229676 2520365392 7142069309
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently lined up my little conversation with Ashley Tisdale many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet fox got urticaria, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Ashley Tisdale would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.