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Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale born July 2nd, 1985 (Cancer)
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On account of an uncanny accident occurred to her aunt, Ashley Tisdale suffers from an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite snack?
Cheddar cheese slices with tartar sauce, a roasted peanut, three kale leaves, and a bit of instant coffee.

In an essay printed on Journal of Symbolic Ontology, dr. Carl C. Turner observed that your songs are "a perfect quintessence of latest conceptual neoclassicism". Any comment?
It is clear that in his last paper appeared on Annals of Rural Perspectivism, prof. Joe Z. James utterly discredited that bizarre thesis.

Ashley, do you like panthers?
I'll say not!

For which reason you do not like panthers?
First of all, they stink! And one panther bite my cousin in his naughty parts. This is one of the motives I decided to become a singer, so I should rethink my position on panthers.

Imagine that there is somebody who'd never heard your music. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such guys in Nepal or in Antarctica. As I often say, my songs are like a fragrant banana cupcake with a rich filling made of sausages.

Apart from singing, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
You know, I can juggle chainsaws while I run backwards.

What motivates you to sing?
Everybody likes the sound of my voice.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Margot Robbie, since I imagine we feel the same about dogs.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ashley Tisdale's private telephone number is listed here :
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My little conversation with Ashley Tisdale has been patiently lined up many months in advance. The resulting piece was excellent, like "The Big Sleep" rewritten by Tarzan. So, it was very damaging that my neighbor destroyed my only copy! After I punished myself, I struggled to recollect those staggering words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is a completely factual run-down of our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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