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Aubrey Plaza
Aubrey Plaza born June 26th, 1984 (Cancer)
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Recently, Aubrey Plaza has sold her fabled buttons collection to an unnamed senator for $264,000 (source)

Present-day world seems prone to the problem of relentless criminality and violence. What would Aubrey Plaza do?
Actually, in my opinion, giving a security guard to every person would make many problems go away, but most legislators are close-fisted blokes little responsive to my clever ideas.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny anteater shaped birthmark on my left forearm. Probably my mother did dream an anteater when she was expecting me.

A well-known person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
Probably Joan of Arc, because of our shared moral standings.

What do you think about the current Oscar debate?
To be honest, this has always been an elephant in the room.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.

You mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
I'm not used to be corrected by worthless people, and anyway probably I've heard it both ways.

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to simplify the value of pi to be equal to 3.15.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don't have problems with them, provided that they worship me like common people.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Aubrey Plaza's home telephone number :
7341006511 9670072991 7678743693 9589976863 8286538575 585044947 2738233323 473589651 8922573186 366811697 7481564538 4947575181 435879339 6664029744 945469545 6289362604 5465357335 2058307106 8191557209 7539515024
Clearly, actors are frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Aubrey Plaza completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.