Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Dash it! Apart from "Swept Away", which was a gift, probabably it is "Town & Country" or "Norbit".
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally, but if you are incinerated then your remains can lie in some boring place.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.
And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of urticaria?
In confidence, I couldn't care less about it.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 700 fans that will be released in Plano.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Everything is OK, except that time in which (probably there was a stand-in strike) a director begged me to take a swim in boiling oil, which was a little absurd, since that was not in the script.
Austin, are you superstitious?
Why not! I have to drink something yellow before an important occasion.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite bleak, since in these battered times there are places where it is impossible to find even a just tolerable cosmopolitan.
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