Austin, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some issues with my agent, so to get to dough, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Austin Muhone".
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order prevents me from expressing my opinion.
Do you know any good migraine cure?
Yes, here it is my instant quick fix for migraine. Mix two parts of red wine, three parts of lemonade and some pickles inside a coconut, then guzzle this brew every 25 minutes for 3 hours.
Which is your favorite snack?
Chicken nuggets with guacamole, a parmesan cheese slice, three flour grains, and a glass of fernet.
Austin, should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of salt miner. I already have some experience in that field.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I pay attention to my health and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for shiitake mushrooms and kale chips, which I found amazing with frankfurters.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of George Washington appeared and determined that I'm the reincarnation of a James Cook's homonym.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. You know, it was a day in April. An almost magic spring day, fragrant of flowers and light rain. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
At least there is a happy end...
My life is like a bath in a lake of lava. And still you envy me.
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