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A conversation with Austin Mahone
Austin Mahone
Austin Mahone born April 4th, 1996 (Aries)
Austin Mahone's experiment to launch his eau de cologne redolent of fish liver essence has been an epic failure (pixabay photo)

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: Friday.

Austin : juggler

Q: time
Austin : triumph

Q: time
Austin : money

Do you Google yourself often?

Say every day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Austin Muhone", who allegedly is a former naturopath from Memphis. That's quite saddening, but not as much worrisome as discovering that according to Yahoo my name sounds like an appalling vulgarity in Russian.

Which is your method for everlasting beauty?
It is a weekly shower in cold cement.

What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a serious matter. Anyway, my fans will surely appreciate my decision to buy mainly mansions at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

What's your vice?
Sloth. I have troubles to be out of bed before noon I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Babar's Kingdom's time zone. I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Austin Mahone's home telephone number :
538502164 267879275 6287486356 2078377544 4997096889 6774670378 7519813341 6238295194 7301508428 802152280 370207517 266431297 343373202 9260302345 8489493701 2333303761 8774073651 2041408320 9069655920 8936362045
Clearly, singers are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Austin Mahone completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.