A conversation with Austin Mahone
Austin Mahone
Austin Mahone born April 4th, 1996 (Aries)
Austin Mahone lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. To his advantage, he learnt to move light objects with his mind (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Misostemma amoena, a very scarce blue rose that only grows in Nepal.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

Modern society seems prone to the problem of relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Austin Mahone do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "The Purge" and "Judge Dredd".

Which super power do you have?
I can awake the ghosts of deceased evil mediums. Maybe this is not so remarkable in ginger people with Romulan progenitors.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Dog my cats! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Dreamcatcher". One of worst choices of Morgan Freeman.

Can you substantiate the noise about the heist of the Loch Ness monster pictures?
Crud! Somebody may think you are showing a senseless desire to join the great majority, if you read me. I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can balance a mike on my head for at least 30 seconds.

Which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a dousing with cement once a month.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Austin Mahone's private telephone number :
7314772013 5716401798 3557206111 6859161905 6954507068 4645481846 7920050590 2036833489 8573472479 4609035181 778860548 5625797545 4687047670 8144497329 3593763553 2684670817 4740874656 725611827 5361530360 7523147606
To be frank, my chief had set up my appointment with Austin Mahone days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet groundhog got colitis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Austin Mahone would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.