Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Misostemma amoena, a very scarce blue rose that only grows in Nepal.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.
Modern society seems prone to the problem of relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Austin Mahone do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "The Purge" and "Judge Dredd".
Which super power do you have?
I can awake the ghosts of deceased evil mediums. Maybe this is not so remarkable in ginger people with Romulan progenitors.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Dog my cats! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Dreamcatcher". One of worst choices of Morgan Freeman.
Can you substantiate the noise about the heist of the Loch Ness monster pictures?
Crud! Somebody may think you are showing a senseless desire to join the great majority, if you read me. I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can balance a mike on my head for at least 30 seconds.
Which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a dousing with cement once a month.
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