An interview with Autumn Reeser
Autumn Reeser
Autumn Reeser born September 21st, 1980 (Virgo)
Autumn Reeser is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Autumn, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I leased an exclusive castle in a secretive valley of Serbia. The deal included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy and also a crew of extras portraying fans to let me feel at home.

If I may say so, Autumn, you are well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't live without fried locusts or a tofu pizza delivered every morning to my room.

Which super power do you have?
I hear ultrasounds, since I was 3, expecially if the sun shines. Probably this is not so remarkable in awesome people with Apache ancestry.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Oh yes! I'm a little aloof, somehow lethargic, irresolute and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a purple lobster on my forearm. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Memphis suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Yes! The title of the movie is "Amy, Frank and the anteater". Imagine a man and a woman. Amy and Frank live together in Fresno. Frank is an auctioneer while Amy is a NSA agent. When Frank's pet anteater Trumbadoo contracts astigmatism, they begin an adventurous journey to search for Centrostannana adunca (a rare tree growing in Lithuania only), whose flowers can save the anteater.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very grim, since in this injured epoch there are places where it is hopeless to find even a barely passable cheeseburger.

Autumn, are you superstitious?
For certain! I use to speak for a least 15 minutes without using the letter "H" right before a significant interview.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Autumn Reeser's private telephone number :
2503080284 844786563 862666291 4424289249 416345024 4078582912 4263564119 7980787216 9657971255 3259495245 841390028 8254969690 8177259739 7885597024 6105315440 6322728611 3718902193 892418102 9079664364 9801672882
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Autumn Reeser totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Autumn.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.