You seem to be always so lively and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I believe that each person has two sides. Sometimes, when I look at a colleague, irritation darkens my soul and my teeth rattle with fury. And suddenly, I fight the need to erase her jeering smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and legs of 900 volunteers that will be dispersed in Fresno.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Walk away on my legs.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so absorbed in performing very crucial things for all the people that I can't waste time on such trifles. Actually, I have a team of Stanford dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever pay a gang of stand-in, one for each body part.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my spirit, I often take a siesta on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and nails liberally peppered with vinegar.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Forget it! I'm sometimes moody, somehow sleepy, surrendering and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you can name?
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