Avril, do you like sheep?
Go get a cat!
For which reason you do not like sheep, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one sheep bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become a singer, so I should reconsider my position on sheep.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of brandy, one part of mineral water and some balsamic vinegar. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 20 minutes for at least 2 hours.
When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is quite relaxing.
Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck journalists and admirers
You bet! We'll do whatever is necessary to ditch those nuisances. I usually adopt the moniker "Avril Lyvigne".
Avril, where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I rented an exclusive castle on the secretive hills of Carpathia. The only complication was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the easygoing property owner from Russia that contacted me about affair.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
I guess so! I'm a little irritable, somehow torpid, tenacious and patient. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is normal in artists.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Homer Simpson.
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