A conversation with Bailee Madison
Bailee Madison
Bailee Madison born October 15th, 1999 (Libra)
The typical appearance of her fans (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can declaim "Invictus" By William Ernest Henley backwards in 4 different languages including Klingonese.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Hyrule, probably because it has my picture in a corner.

You are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of January I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Shailene Woodley, since I liked her as Rambo.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow sheep on my elbow. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Bailee Modison", who allegedly is a mothercraft nurse from Memphis. That's quite annoying, but not as much embarassing as learning that for Bing my name is similar to a revolting insult in Yiddish.

Could you substantiate the rumours about your participation in the flimsy affair of mermaid pictures?
Thou, wayward fen-sucked barnacle! How do you dare?

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my soul, I often sleep on a cot made of nails abundantly showered with chili.

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