Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my beauty and our planet. For example, this week I have a crush for miso and millet seeds, both very tasty on chicken nuggets.
What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by a John F. Kennedy impersonator. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not sell my neighbor's hare".
Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can move my ears.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 1,000 volunteers that will be set free in Raleigh.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm really fond of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Gary Larson.
You mean, by Stieg Larsson?
I doubt it, however we can agree to disagree.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so absorbed in doing crucial things to care about such bagatelles. I employ a crew of specialists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a team of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever have a number of stand-in, one for each body part.
What’s your worst defect?
People who know me generally think that my behavior is excellent, but sometimes I drink ketchup directly from the container when nobody's watching.
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