Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Un canto a Galicia" by Julio Iglesias.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
I'm too young to revel in booze. However, my cousin in case of need gargle a brew made of one part of gin, three parts of tea and some dill.
Bella, do you have something to say to young people?
Definitely so! Modern studies have proved that drinking like a mad fox may have obnoxious long-term aftereffects, like loss of nostrils or painful death. But now you can stop being frightened! Buy "Bella's marvel", now with Asterophylla hirsuta syrup. Just $39.99 for 90 pills. (Note : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause cowpox or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One pill provides 100% RDA of coal).
You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf meatloaf.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which forced me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.
And since when did you feel a need to inform people about gastroenteritis?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is an armadillo. A large, fat, tranquil armadillo, replete and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he books a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape shutterbugs and supporters
That's for certain! I do whatever is necessary to evade those punks. We usually use the alias "Bella Tharne".
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