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A talk with Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck born August 15th, 1972 (Leo)
In his will, Ben Affleck has specified that his body should be donated to aliens, as a welcome gift (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the hamster appearing in your last movie?
Dog my cats! It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has surely been overemphasized by the scandalistic press.

You were brilliant in "Argo". Were you given plenty of latitude to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.

Do you like to cook?
You kidding! But I like to design salads. My favorite one is a mix of salami and bean sprouts, which I assume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the salami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and bean sprouts with some tahini and you are done!

Who are your heroes?
James (the obscure cousin of Augustus), Yoda, and myself.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last summer I've read the abridged recap of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - because I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Van Helsing", a real jewel whose value has not been fully acknowledged by critics.

Ben Affleck refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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My interview with Ben Affleck has been lined up many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was staggering, like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was awfully unfavorable that my koala shredded my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I attempted to extract from my crumbling memory those great words. So, to be frank, I'm not really so confident this web page contains an absolutely truthful run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
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