Are you aware of the rumors about you and the hamster appearing in your last movie?
Dog my cats! It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has surely been overemphasized by the scandalistic press.
You were brilliant in "Argo". Were you given plenty of latitude to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.
Do you like to cook?
You kidding! But I like to design salads. My favorite one is a mix of salami and bean sprouts, which I assume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the salami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and bean sprouts with some tahini and you are done!
Who are your heroes?
James (the obscure cousin of Augustus), Yoda, and myself.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last summer I've read the abridged recap of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - because I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Van Helsing", a real jewel whose value has not been fully acknowledged by critics.
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