If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made?
Say, when typewriters will be in vogue again I will be richer.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to acetone, negativity and moose tears (please, don't ask!).
Could you suggest a remedy for constipation?
Yes, here it is my instant relief for constipation. Mix one part of tequila, three parts of ground coffee and some ranch dressing. Guzzle this elixir every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm quite enthusiastic about "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by Frank Boom.
You surely mean, by Frank Baum?
Maybe my cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.
Ben, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Ben's gem". During one of my famed wanderings in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered an inconspicuous unknown shrub, now named Haplotrichia bracteata, which every 12 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of cherries and ammonia. It sounds unappetizing, but it may become a compulsive habit.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly eat super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my beauty and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for rutabaga and moringa fruits, which I found amazing inside a double cheeseburger.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Sneer at somebody's else shoes.
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