Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, get a scalp massage from a robotic engineer to show them who has the power.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I went camping with a special friend and we did "that" in the woods, like passionate hares, in the middle of nature.
Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new BBQ sauce called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to test it on unaware test subjects.
According to my agent, it will be distributed only in Burundi and Bangalla.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to gypsum, bullshit and weasels.
In an essay printed on Journal of Mathematical Psychiatry, dr. David K. Rivera described your movies as "a tragic prototype of present-day contextual panpsychism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his recent letter appeared on Transactions on Applied Illusionism, prof. Steven I. Hughes totally invalidated that incoherent theory.
What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Jawohl! I have acquired an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, by reason of an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
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