I'm here today with a special guest, Ben Barnes, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Ben, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Ben, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.
Which is your method for spotless skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly scrubbing with fresh cement.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I often take a siesta on a bunk made of rusty barbed wire.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Alan Turing. I played Harry Potter until somebody got smart.
Ben, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
I'll do! But I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.
You will feel deserted by other people, like an intangible wall is between you and them. A disquieting buzz in your ears will tell you that they are actually dreaming to kill you.
Snap! That's extraordinary!
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