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Ben Barnes
Ben Barnes born August 20th, 1981 (Leo)
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Ben Barnes has been a little unsatisfied by the true position and facilities of the mega-gorgeous spa he selected from the web site of the "Black Plague Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Ben Barnes, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Ben, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Ben, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf hash.

Which is your method for spotless skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly scrubbing with fresh cement.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I often take a siesta on a bunk made of rusty barbed wire.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Alan Turing. I played Harry Potter until somebody got smart.

Ben, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
I'll do! But I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.

You will feel deserted by other people, like an intangible wall is between you and them. A disquieting buzz in your ears will tell you that they are actually dreaming to kill you.
Snap! That's extraordinary!

Ben Barnes refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
731978065 9052450733 856109615 7764568398 316070778 452682090 9324953821 675256081 4608687056 9335471812 8365435426 6902618757 4758280149 4249259242 2338859338 9042581536 3782196435 5155381920 4116988883 8080764294
Let's face it, actors are busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Ben Barnes peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a professional mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.