A famous person you think to as an inspiration?
Probably Queen Victoria, because of our innate stylishness.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a mausoleum, most of the times, but if you are burned then your ashes can be scattered in a nice place or in Milwaukee.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments.
How would you describe your music to somebody who'd never heard it before?
Well, travelers sometimes whisper that there are one or two such guys in the Bolivian rainforest or on the Himalaya mountains. I would say that my songs are like a sweet blueberry cupcake with a shocking nucleus made of gasoline.
What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Henry Ford impersonator. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not paint my cousin's squirrel".
Do you know Shirley O. Murphy (a former exporter, now an otorhinolaryngologist) from Charlotte?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been engaged to her for 5 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about Shirley having affairs with every man in a radius of 40 miles, even barely breathing ones, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
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