An interview with Ben E. King
Ben E. King
Ben E. King born September 28th, 1938 (Libra)
Due to a disastrous mix-up, Ben E. King has signed a protest against baby pandas, thereby referred to as "those colorless useless critters" (pixabay photo)

What happen if you play your song "Spanish Harlem" backward?
Your windows may implode.

Do you have any birthmark?
May so! I have a tiny snail shaped birthmark on my right wrist. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving a snail while she was expecting me.

You are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meat pie.

Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Sure, in case of hay fever, mix three parts of champagne, one part of lemonade and some applesauce in a large bowl, then put the resulting brew on your ankles and your chin.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. I think I'm a four in Greenland, but a seven in Austin.

What do you eat between meals?
Doughnuts with bbq sauce, a salted peanut, two plums, and a glass of fruit drink.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: fate.

Ben : word

Q: hipster
Ben : word

Q: coworkers
Ben : word

I think we are not on the same wavelength

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ben E. King's home telephone number :
9876860974 254844123 8497821588 9029757339 5223073544 7585594686 4951289510 3390493840 301577655 4385204641 8757853609 6474479382 3448180194 2996368546 8402550069 7402115590 394077936 7408287714 870072094 5538922963
Clearly, celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Ben E. King alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable mind reader from Fresno.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.