An interview with Ben McKenzie
Ben McKenzie
Ben McKenzie born September 12th, 1978 (Virgo)
The exultant appearance of fans who have encountered Ben McKenzie (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Jawohl! Here it is

The ocelot of grief
The bleak ocelot of grief
gluts on the misty mountains of desolation
while I look in the eye this existence hallucination.
If only it had been the boar of grief
I could have bacon at least.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Catwoman", a real classic whose relevance has not been recognized by critics.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Norman Bates.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.

Ben, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you choose?
Almost surely that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

What would you like to do right now?
Watch my favorite soap eating burritos.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced ecology, I really can't wipe my naughty bits with industrial brands. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Picrolasia amorpha, an almost extinct tree native of Transilvania.

A well-known person you think to as a part of your life?
Probably Forrest Gump, because of our smart hair style.

Ben McKenzie refused to share his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9626811002 8835999858 8870157692 8399232207 8013337392 5376489803 9992652763 6462512472 2857913597 546750385 2528790177 8512602527 5919488857 8457579132 4525855524 3951787145 7020707718 689831011 4167341061 4232187841
I patiently waited for several weeks for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Ben McKenzie. The resulting piece was impressive, like it was written by the spirit of Mark Twain under the influence of too much fernet. It was untoward, to put it mildly, that my cousin Mark by accident (I assume) devoured my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I made an effort to extract from my failing memory those wonderful words. I want to be honest, I'm not so certain this web page contains a totally factual run-down of our appointment, and thus I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.