Ben, do you have any superpower?
Argh! I can transform in a white lion, except on Mondays. I believe this is quite atypical in ginger people with Scottish forebears.
Our world seems prone to relentless violence and criminality. What would Ben Mendelsohn do?
Actually, in my opinion, donating one million of bucks to every citizen can make wonders, but most politicians are greedy fossil blokes.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to levitate just a little.
What do you eat between meals?
Frozen pizzas with chives, a steak, four parmesan cheese slices, and some champagne.
What do you think about the international situation?
Diddums! I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since in these bitter times there are nations where it is impossible to find even a decent moijto.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray kangaroo on my foot. It contains a GPS, so I can be rescued if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was forced by my agent, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight shingles?
Since my agent had it.
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