If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Ben Mendelsohn, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Bowdoin College, signed up for Psychological Technology 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online poker addiction.
Ben, how do you invest all the dough you make?
If you have money to invest, I can contact some guys from Serbia who can show you how to double your stake. You better decide which finger you can part with, in case something goes wrong.
Can you tell me the square root of 687297271?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to you.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by Frank Boom.
You mean, by Frank Baum?
Probably your cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.
What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to standardize the value of pi to be equal to 3.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Zamunda. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and green with a little purple kangaroo in a corner.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some problems with my agent, the most rational way out is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Ben Mundelsohn".
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