Ben, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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Can you confirm the hearsay about your role in the flimsy crisis of Mongolian death worm pictures?
Could I? I'll do! Do I want? I'll say not!
Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
Curiously, it is a weekly dousing with yak milk.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap in the sun.
If I may say so, Ben, you are well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Ben needs what Ben needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's industrially-made pasta or mammoth jerky.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is dodecaphony.
Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little squid shaped birthmark on my left knee. Probably my father did unwittingly ingest a squid while my mother was pregnant.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.
You surely mean, by Joseph Heller?
I think you are referring to the paperback edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.
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