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Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller born November 30th, 1965 (Sagittarius)
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Writing his will, Ben Stiller has provided that his body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Ben, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Clinical research has showed that sniffing glitter like a vacuum cleaner may have sour consequences, like loss of eyebrows or death. But fear no more! Buy "Ben's miracle", now with more Dracondria lobata powder. Just $19.99 for 90 capsules, only in the best Mexican mom-and-pop stores (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause anemia or induce suicide. Sodium-free. A capsule contains 100% RDA of depleted uranium).

Can you confirm the hearsay about your role in the flimsy crisis of Mongolian death worm pictures?
Could I? I'll do! Do I want? I'll say not!

Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
Curiously, it is a weekly dousing with yak milk.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap in the sun.

If I may say so, Ben, you are well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Ben needs what Ben needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's industrially-made pasta or mammoth jerky.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is dodecaphony.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little squid shaped birthmark on my left knee. Probably my father did unwittingly ingest a squid while my mother was pregnant.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.

You surely mean, by Joseph Heller?
I think you are referring to the paperback edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Ben Stiller's private telephone number :
883211588 4995355675 7448968105 8257600803 714915799 206667529 8648977423 2025226905 6131304388 554155058 4212504594 8741544240 2603700147 405130783 779146763 8726618130 5289298870 6249932998 735876329 5350618807
To be honest, my chief had patiently set up my little rendezvous with Ben Stiller many days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like collecting light bulbs or visiting Canada. So, this web page is essentially the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner based on liver sausages and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.