A talk with Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch born July 19th, 1976 (Cancer)
Due to a curious accident occurred to his cousin, Benedict Cumberbatch has acquired an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for séances (pixabay photo)

What's the strangest dream you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Julius Caesar, while I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's cat".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Jessica Rabbit.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Where do you go when you die?
I heard that most of the dead people have the propensity to hang around.

Benedict, should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of sewer inspector, since I already have some experience in that field.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Sure thing! But just once. It was an unsettling experience. Suddenly, the spirit of George Washington manifested and revealed that I'm the reincarnation of an Aristotle's homonym.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to pick one.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Tchaikovsky. I played Daredevil until somebody got smart.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Benedict Cumberbatch's secret telephone number :
8089339502 3153922668 6211469522 3315919556 6805825054 979053808 2524961295 654467690 2299110366 7752992049 5939796741 779666630 8502834855 781341061 256801546 3175599482 694527987 711126686 7199112062 956313535
I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently planned my little meeting with Benedict Cumberbatch months beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Batman & Robin". So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had following a generous dinner based on cabbage stew and salami.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.