A talk with Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch born July 19th, 1976 (Cancer)
His typical breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

Are you superstitious?
Surely! I need to wear something black right before an important business meeting. Obviously not today.

Benedict, do you have any superpower?
Darn tooting! I can swimming in melted cheese, but only on Sundays. However, this could be quite annoying during work hours.

A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
Michelangelo, because of our awesomeness. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of little rabbits.

Benedict, do you like kangaroos?
Gosh no!

For which reason you do not like kangaroos, if I may ask?
They stink! And one kangaroo bite my grandpa in his privy parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may rethink my relation with kangaroos.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to helicopters, coyote milk (please, don't ask!), and nitrous oxide.

Benedict, you are always fit. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of October I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of George W. Bush appeared and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a H.G. Wells' homonym.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Benedict Cumberbatch's home telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom for many weeks for the privilege to have an interview with Benedict Cumberbatch. The resulting interview was awe-inspiring, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Gandalf. Hence, it was highly regrettable that my doctor ate my only copy! After I invoked the Green Arrow in vain, I tried to recollect those imposing words. I want to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page contains an absolutely accurate chronicle of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever took place...
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