If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
That's right! I suffer from an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, on account of an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.
I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
When your are not on tour, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in green and yellow.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
One of your cornerstones, "The Rose", is a well known song of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Actually, it's a song about the chills bacon in burgers give me, and that's all.
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you have any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with G.C..
I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally fine in your life and then for no reason at all your home is searched by the CIA looking for some illicit things a dude has hidden there. Capisce?
I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no picture...
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