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Bette Midler
Bette Midler born December 1st, 1945 (Sagittarius)
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Less known fact: during her driving exam, Bette Midler inadvertently rammed a wandering bear, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

We are here today with a special guest, Bette Midler, who just made her way through her last album. Hi, Bette, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Aeon Flux", a timeless masterpiece whose importance has not been acknowledged by critics.

What's your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and bizarre memory. There is a bizarre bearded man who drinks and smokes while he is driving a car. Then by accident he let the cigarette butt fall between his legs and after some attempts to reach it, he had to spill his soda on his crotch and meanwhile the car has an accident.

Well, I think that is a scene from the movie "The Great Lebowski".
Drats! To be honest, yesterday night I had a snooze at a film festival.

Bette, do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube for hours. See, probably you are going to blame me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.

Your agent told me you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Bette, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
You are somehow naughty, but I promised my mom I would not swear anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Bette Midler's home telephone number :
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.