Which is your secret for everlasting youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a shower in lukewarm tomato soup twice a week.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a cow. A large, fat, placid cow, well fed and somnolent in the summer shade.
What is the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by a Julius Caesar impersonator. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not sell my cousin's monkey".
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Maybe! But just one time. It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of James Cook appeared and determined that I'm probably the reincarnation of an Aristotle's homonym.
Who are your heroes?
Noam Chomsky, Bart Simpson, and myself.
Do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! I hear ultrasounds.
How would you describe your songs to somebody who'd never experienced it?
It is hard to imagine there is such a downcast guy! I would say that my music is like a fragrant vanilla cake with a stunning inner core made of glitter.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand commercial products anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Laphatropivia longiflora, an almost extinct bulb native of Venezuela.
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