Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and strange recollection. There is a funny bearded man who is at the wheel of a car while drinking and smoking. Then at certain point he let the cigarette butt fall between his legs and after a few attempts to find it, he had to spill the content of the can on his crotch to estinguish it and meanwhile the car has an accident.
Actually it seems to me this is a well known scene from the film "The Great Lebowski".
Aw shucks! To be frank, yesterday evening I took a nap at the cineclub.
What is the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by a Woodrow Wilson impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not sell my cousin's gerbil".
Beyoncé, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my supporters will undoubtedly appreciate my intention to purchase a nuclear submarine for the probable emergencies.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Beyoncé Knowles, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Rome: Total War" player.
Do you know Carl T. Wood (a former drainer, now a ship's master) from Wichita Falls?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden conclusion.
If I may say so, Beyoncé, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it pigheadedness, but I can't survive without silver-plated potpourri or mammoth jerky delivered every two hours to my room.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my spirit, I periodically doze on a cot made of poison ivy.
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