Big, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal gibberish.
You will feel abandoned by your fans, like an impalpable barricade is between you and them. A disturbing feeling will tell you that maybe they are plotting against your life.
Pfft! You are dead on!
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a superstar whose name I'm not authorized to make public. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean I.Q.? That is a completely harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with K.M...
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is perfectly all right in your little life and then for no reason at all your home is frisked by the police looking for some verboten material somebody has left there. Is it all clear now?
Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of my cat with a wig...
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to believe it when you spend your days between cushions, but on our injured world there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost so-so moijto.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Guap"?
Aye! That every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings - or something like that.
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