A conversation with Big Sean
Big Sean
Big Sean born March 25th, 1988 (Aries)
The next release from Big Sean will be a vinyl-only album of country covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Bengali, Catalan and Danish (pixabay photo)

Big, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal gibberish.

You will feel abandoned by your fans, like an impalpable barricade is between you and them. A disturbing feeling will tell you that maybe they are plotting against your life.
Pfft! You are dead on!

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a superstar whose name I'm not authorized to make public. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean I.Q.? That is a completely harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with K.M...

I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is perfectly all right in your little life and then for no reason at all your home is frisked by the police looking for some verboten material somebody has left there. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of my cat with a wig...
What do you think about the international situation?

It's hard to believe it when you spend your days between cushions, but on our injured world there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost so-so moijto.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Guap"?
Aye! That every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings - or something like that.

There is no possibility any of these is Big Sean's private telephone number :
6818942334 6268691399 7970620713 9630168962 444089263 2083102944 3654513722 8409706450 4550399899 8536025153 8006150704 422278933 696807311 4497427180 881659520 2811579146 5880911654 5335972455 8073298210 4066725426
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