Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny scorpion shaped birthmark on my left forearm. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a scorpion when she was pregnant.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I was crossing Gambia in an old convertible with a friend. We did "that" in the tent, under the moon, in the middle of nature.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Linomeria ternata, an almost extinct bulb native of Colombia.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my spirit, I periodically rest on a bed made of barbed wire.
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Seven Pounds". I think that Will Smith was a blessing.
Big, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already made clear my opinion in an essay published on Journal of Alternate Illusionism, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Larry L. Young.
An imaginary character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As my agent keeps repeating, Darth Vader, because of our cool hair style.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Bart Simpson.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
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