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Big Sean
Big Sean born March 25th, 1988 (Aries)
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His early breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. My strength is that I'm global: I'm known to charm illustrious heirs and demoralized rodent exterminators to the same extent. You know? There are at least 13 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Bahrain and Pokolistan, which I did not know they were countries.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The cat of sadness
The white cat of sadness
gorges on the cloudy grasslands of hallucination
while I look in the eye my planet wreck.
If only it had been the pig of sadness
I could have bacon at least.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Anaconda", an underestimated classic whose importance has not been recognized by viewers.

Big, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.

Involuntarily, you are in an unhappy position that deters you from doing those things that are in line with your inclinations. You can resolve this situation by cloistering yourself for 6 months in an inaccessible cavern in the most wild spot of Georgia.
Fee-fi-fo-fum! That's remarkable!

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Do you know any good headache cure?
For certain! Here it is my guaranteed remedy for headache. Mix three parts of vermouth, two parts of ground coffee and some salt and pepper inside a coconut, then drink this brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Big Sean's secret telephone number :
8166627594 3415819755 8497261103 7033417927 8096755856 4752739335 2915478448 5864545698 6934218872 3344167792 4172454926 8113310077 391780425 2230956113 8731750724 670984618 8068312543 9050688048 4820453022 439589626
I sat tight for weeks for an occasion to have a little interview with Big Sean. The resulting piece was awesome, like it was written by Hemingway after too much absinthe. Hence, it was awfully unfavorable that my koala (on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I struggled to remember those mind-blowing words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not so certain this web page contains a perfectly factual run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.