When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. My strength is that I'm global: I'm known to charm illustrious heirs and demoralized rodent exterminators to the same extent. You know? There are at least 13 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Bahrain and Pokolistan, which I did not know they were countries.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Anaconda", an underestimated classic whose importance has not been recognized by viewers.
Big, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal insanity.
Involuntarily, you are in an unhappy position that deters you from doing those things that are in line with your inclinations. You can resolve this situation by cloistering yourself for 6 months in an inaccessible cavern in the most wild spot of Georgia.
Fee-fi-fo-fum! That's remarkable!
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Do you know any good headache cure?
For certain! Here it is my guaranteed remedy for headache. Mix three parts of vermouth, two parts of ground coffee and some salt and pepper inside a coconut, then drink this brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
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