On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a four in Memphis, but a six in Greenland.
Where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I leased a luxurious mansion on the secretive mountains of Novistrana. The only complication was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the easygoing gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about affair by email.
A fictional character you recognize as your doppelganger?
As a poll suggests, Alexander the Great, because of our similar way of life.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red hamster on my elbow. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.
What do you think about the international situation?
Holy moly! I think it is presently quite bleak, since in these torn times there are nations where it is difficult to find even a just passable moijto.
Big, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Big's marvel". During one of my studies in the Australian rainforest, I uncovered a little new shrub, now named Atherocyphilla caduca, which every 12 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and glue. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I do a great impression of a wombat, usually for kids or everybody willing to disburse a large check to see the performance.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of red wine, one part of lemonade and some tomato sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your knees and your feet.
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