A talk with Bill Murray
Bill Murray
Bill Murray born September 21st, 1950 (Virgo)
Bill Murray's experiment to launch his fragrance redolent of fish entrails essence has been a prevedible disaster (pixabay photo)

When your are not acting, which is your favorite hobby?
I think that collecting and trading USB sticks is quite relaxing.

If I may say so, Bill, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it pigheadedness, but I can't stay anywhere without baby panda's tears or chili cotton-candy delivered daily to my room.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I suffer from an irrational fear for Smurfs, due to a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by dark places, but that is quite common.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Louis Pasteur. I played Magneto until somebody got smart.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Harry Potter.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to project my aura, about 8 inches far.

Could you suggest a remedy for cough?
Here it is my fantastic remedy for cough. Mix one part of whiskey, three parts of energy drink and some ketchup. Drink this mixture every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.

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My short appointment with Bill Murray has been patiently set up many days in advance. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like it was written by Louisa May Alcott after too much red wine. Thus, it was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my cat (on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I tried to extract from my crumbling neurons those imposing words. I want to be frank, I'm not so certain this web page contains an entirely factual report of what transpired during our talk, and I'm beginning to question whether it ever took place...
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