What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Speed 2", a masterpiece whose value has not been recognized by viewers.
Bill, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Scientific studies have proved that sniffing glue like a hare with a cold may have unpleasant effects, like loss of taste or death. But now you can stop being anxious! Buy "Bill's shield", now with Delolacca occulta tincture. Just $39.99 for 120 pills. (Note : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause otitis or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. One pill provides 100% RDA of ashes).
Should you give up singing, which career would you like to choose?
Probably that of geoduck farmer, since I already have some experience in that field.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to ascorbic acid, liars and weasel tears.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Ivalice flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is violet and purple with a purple tiger in the middle. Ivalice is a beautiful but unlucky place. They are so poor their dictionaries stop at the letter "N".
Can you tell me the square root of 242527263?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to eradicate you.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
Do you know any good back pain cure?
Yes, here it is my fantastic quick fix for back pain. Mix three parts of vodka, two parts of mineral water and some Alfredo sauce inside a coconut, then apply the resulting concoction on your ankles and your knees.
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