A talk with Billie Piper
Billie Piper
Billie Piper born September 22nd, 1982 (Virgo)
In March Billie Piper usually eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and the so-called Smurf meat pie, whose details are an uncanny riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its enigma (source)

Billie, you appear to be always so chirpy and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Everybody has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a so-called artist, my heart became heavier and I clench my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to seal forever those leering eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes sir! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix three parts of tequila, two parts of lemonade and some soy sauce. Gargle with the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! Sometimes my popularity scares me. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I enchant esteemed Oscar award winners and demoralized housewives alike. You know? There are at least 16 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting San Sombrèro and Swaziland.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Billie Piper, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Yes sir! I'm cheerful, a bit torpid, tenacious and feverish. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight myopia?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of John Maynard Keynes. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Billie Piper's secret telephone number :
8255112742 963334825 719082516 2940729699 6402644991 5480428864 7751922881 651310814 8846508594 492948995 3996486869 885007208 8078739184 986031682 6187664468 9523664424 963882902 9534781065 2864807473 288933456
I arranged a little conversation with Billie Piper days beforehand. The resulting article was great, like "The Catcher in the Rye" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was very deplorable that my ferret devoured my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I attempted to recollect those great words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not really so sure this web page contains an absolutely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.