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A talk with Billie Piper
Billie Piper
Billie Piper born September 22nd, 1982 (Virgo)
After a freak accident happened to her aunt, Billie Piper has acquired an irrational phobia for butterflies and a rational one for séances (source)

What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Thomas Alva Edison impersonator, while I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's panther".

Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is

The dog of despair
The bleak dog of despair
dashes on the dreary grasslands of hallucination
while I look in the eye this planet insanity.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Jack Sparrow.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Emma Stone, because I always liked her as Sarah Connor.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming paradox is just an invention of Robonia's double agents.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand industrial brands. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Lomalaria frigida, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you choose?
Probably that of ananas grower. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Billie Piper refused to share her private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
8362287102 303915813 327920364 8046519172 5009785028 9546446751 9305210953 9354246335 4676017709 2931435706 899898606 8758489327 6890857869 9921051231 6528444317 5638468489 4789370908 9581565265 7935364452 8801246185
To be frank, my supervisor had planned my short rendezvous with Billie Piper several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet sheep got arthritis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream I had following a large dinner of deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.