What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Thomas Alva Edison impersonator, while I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's panther".
Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Jack Sparrow.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Emma Stone, because I always liked her as Sarah Connor.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming paradox is just an invention of Robonia's double agents.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced natural products, I can't stand industrial brands. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Lomalaria frigida, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you choose?
Probably that of ananas grower. I already have quite an experience in that field.
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