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Billy Burke
Billy Burke born November 25th, 1966 (Sagittarius)
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His typical breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

As everybody knows, the problem of migraine in squirrels is reaching monumental proportions. Is Billy Burke doing anything in this respect?
Surely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($800/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of migraine in squirrels.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Billy Burke, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Quake III: Arena" player.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a big waste of time, since there are relatives and canteens more than willing to deliver my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. The few times I indulge in cooking for my friends, I like to create salads. My most cherished one is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I think can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some chives and voilĂ , there it is!

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to devise a gizmo to extract gasoline from garbage.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a brown kangaroo on my belly. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Tom Cruise, since we were in the same tennis team when we were younger.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Billy Burke's secret telephone number :
294383318 4009445767 447454602 7274589996 4013389132 9526043360 272056930 923316232 2878162122 2945039864 5088718524 522408566 670914061 3167836414 7554619110 473564504 8632575891 594950647 8175205024 6469234598
Let's face it, vips are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Billy Burke totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Billy.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.