A conversation with Billy Burke
Billy Burke
Billy Burke born November 25th, 1966 (Sagittarius)
Probably you don't know that during his driving exam, Billy Burke collided with an erratic hippo, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Billy, you are also well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without fried ants or industrially-made cheddar cheese delivered every two hours to my door.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Great Scott! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "Batman & Robin" or "Town & Country".

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for butterflies, after a freak accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite normal.

Billy, how do you invest all the dough you made?
Well, I invested all my money in a money-making scheme invented by a financial genius named C. Panzi, a pro of high-yield investment programs. I'll let you know his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite strange remembrance. Near Christmas a troubled man runs in the snow, then he takes a taxi. He seems to know the taxi driver, but the driver has never met him before. The man arrives at a house in ruin and he calls for his wife and his children but there is nobody in the empty house and nobody has resided in the place for decads.

Well, I believe this is a well known scene from the movie "It's a Wonderful Life".
Fair enough! To be honest, yesterday evening I fell asleep in front of the TV set.

An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
In a sense, Lao-Tzu, because of our similar way of life.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Spiderman.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Billy Burke's secret telephone number :
709264618 6819012225 3967214280 7211305325 7947301028 3349817972 6687830529 997747602 8634434589 3596203975 6153317955 5632190210 4307184966 765505034 7668275182 3220586731 3587582907 713454527 6309572043 3404479109
I patiently waited for several weeks for the privilege to have a brief interview with Billy Burke. The resulting piece was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of Agatha Christie after too much red wine. It was regrettable that my ferret (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I showed vital signs again, I attempted to recapture those jaw-dropping words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a perfectly truly report of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.