You seem to be always so lively and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that every person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face another artist, irritation darkens my heart and my vision goes black. And suddenly, I feel the urge to seal forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
What do you think about the international situation?
Shoot me! I think it is currently very brutal, since there are places where it is hopeless to find even a so-so corn dog.
Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Glubbdubdrib. If I'm not mistaken, it is blue and white with a violet gerbil in the center. Glubbdubdrib is a wonderful but unfortunate place. They are so derelict they use dried mud for seasoning.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Last summer I've read the recap of the abridged version of "Jane Eyre", and I found it acceptable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Charlotte Brontë - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I was the comic relief in the part of an obfuscated Utah congressman.
Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little doorknob shaped birthmark on my left calf. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a doorknob while my mother was pregnant.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Billy Burke, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.
You surely mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.
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