Billy, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make in your career?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is soda! So I bought 2200000 bottles of soda which I amassed in my pool,.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don't have problems with them, provided that they worship me like all other people.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Billy Connolly, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at The University of Kansas, signed up for Quantitative Behaviorism 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with a gambling addiction.
Billy, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Brave"?
Heck! The set was full of gnats. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
I hardly think so! My father and I decided that I would have become a librarian. But, you know, that's life.
Billy, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I imagined this was a playful discussion, not a gloomy one.
Can you tell me the square root of 850704635?
According to my fans the answer is something around 84.
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