A talk with Billy Joel
Billy Joel
Billy Joel born May 9th, 1949 (Taurus)
As a kid Billy Joel showed an improper attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and tacos (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Positively! Here it is

The baboon of sorrow
The uncanny baboon of sorrow
withers on the dim mountains of insanity
as I look in the eye existence desolation.
If only it had been the pig of sorrow
I could have bacon at least.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular position with a famous person whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to reveal. Have you something to tell us?
Do you mean A.F.? That was an innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with U.L...

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some drifting photons spontaneously originated a totally random photo in which you erroneously pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your parents or your office may "spontaneously" take fire. Capishe?

Let's forget about that hypothetical picture...
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?

Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for butterflies, on account of an uncanny accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by spiders, but that is quite common.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order precludes me to talk about it.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Palombia, probably because it has my face in the center.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Billy Joel's home telephone number :
3259305681 5729929863 5935284880 8954666361 6597711228 954734314 377891160 5697443452 718925203 2729410420 636695948 7824586015 7239181214 725677631 5526022635 9301529434 3889664380 8427077349 6866937881 4927576582
I patiently queued up forever before being able to have a hurried appointment with Billy Joel. The resulting piece was wondrous, like it was written by Margaret Mitchell in her prime. So, it was awfully lamentable that my ferret (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I sobered out, I made an attempt to remember those stunning words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not really confident this web page contains an absolutely factual run-down of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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